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I want a dog but no one is ever here!
Your Club Stories
We love to hear from our Schools Clubs, so why not send in your stories, poems and tell us what you have been doing? We’ll publish a selection in this section, so your pupils can show off their work!
A DOG IS FOR LIFE NOT FOR CHRISTMAS....
I want a dog but no one is ever here!
So Christmas is my favourite time of year!
Each year we dog sit for those who go away,
It gives us hope that we’ll have our own one day!
We wrap up to go out for walks until the dog tires
And then we return home to sit by hot fires!
This brilliant poem is by Darcey Aged 9 from Mount Pleasant Primary School
Jokes
- What do you get when you cross a kangeroo with a sheep?
A woolly jumper!
- What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant?
A pair of swimming trunks!
Sent in by Emily from Barwell Junior School
- Where are baby apes born?
In Apricots!
- What do mice eat for breakfast?
Mice Crispies!
- Why can't polar bears eat penguins?
Because they can't undo the wrappers!
- What do you get if you cross a frog and an elephant?
Swimming trunks!
- What does a frog drink?
Croakacola
Sent in by Sophie from Barwell Junior School
